So I'm starting a diet

>< new years resolutions yo
-diet
-learn to drive
-find a career
-get a new case for my computer and buy a better cpu and fans
so many fans

anyway. going from 'eat all the foods' to 1000 calorie limit. i dont care if it takes me all year but I WILL BE SKINNY GODDAMNIT.
and then ill go shopping with all the money i saved from not eating. but my sodas man ;     ;
water bottles are so plaaaaaainnn